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THE SHORTEST OF IRISH TALES
The car to the right swerved to the left and hit Dr. Jehus's
Mercedes sideways. As he was dying, very quickly, somewhere in the
middle of the center divider, Dr. Jehus said: "I predicted correctly
that Dr. N. would die of cirrhosis from too much drink."
"Hhmmmgrhh," Dr. Jehus thought while gargling blood, "this
looks
like the devil's work, but I wonder if the devil is also pursued by
demons, if a God and a Satan exist in his eye, too."